spam

do you remember that time we were invited to a party in high school
and we stopped at the convenient store to pick up a thing to bring
because one should never show up empty handed
and we didn't have fake IDs so we got a can of spam

and when we got to the party
no one wanted to eat the spam
so you opened it up and stuck your tongue in it?

do you remember that time?

do you?

i do.