IRL

way back in 2015 or was it 2016 

there was a Twitter feud

and it might’ve started with Obama and Trump and a presidential warning not to say his name

and then Avril Lavigne said a thing and along came the babadook 

and Obama got involved with another warning 

so Trump got involved and asked Avril to sing at his inauguration and 

she said dear god no never you big bully and 

he said well, your music sucks anyway and the babadook isn’t scary and I’ll ban all the babadooks

but he should have known you can’t get rid of the babadook 

And this all really happened. 

And now the babadook is gay.